Headlines and Bylines -- 08-31-2016:

Hah! Dead am I? Don't some of you wish!

I assure you that the untimely reports of my untimely demise -- are untimely.

I was unhappy for two weeks with some kind of Influenza alphabet soup, but I am better now -- and -- I saw that!

Last Monday the mice sent out some scouts to see if the cat really did have the flu, so they could go ahead with some lies that they had planned for last week. I saw that!

I will not discuss all of what happened last week, but one thing that the lunatics (inside the Queer Coalitions) came out with was so unbelievably ludicrous that I just have to tell the Truth about it. I mean, that kind of crap is the very definition of my new term -- 'The InCrazies' -- which means 'Insane beyond Crazy'.

Last Wednesday the state toilet paper came out pre-loaded, with some of the most absurd and psychopathic Queershit that has yet to be thrown at an Unwilling Public of Slaves.

Last Wednesday, the Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers put out a front page headline which I will translate briefly. It was the first sheet of the August 24, 2016 roll, and it translated as >>>> "Our efforts to put as many perverts into Iowa prisons as possible (with the help of our Privately-owned Monkey Judges and Privately-owned Monkey Lawyers) has paid off, we think. To the point where we have enough phony prisoners inside of Iowa prisons now that we can pretend that we represent the Real Prisoners that are in those places.
Per orders, our phony prisoners are now demanding that they no longer have genders (especially not the genders that they were born with and meant to have). Our phony prisoners are now demanding that prison officials address them by whatever gender or non-gender or animal type they have been ordered to be (week-by-week) (by us of course) -- including Zebras!"

Yes. Zebras.

Well, I could go into a hundred pages about this absolute stupidity; which you can bet was pre-approved by the Six-Time Incest Pest ('Il Duce' Branstad) before it was released. Instead, however, I will respond with some headlines and bylines of my own.

Except, my headlines and bylines will say the Truth about such deliberately demented behavior.

Oh gee -- there could be some Appropriate Language ahead. Tell your 'Oh Ickers' to cover their eyes.

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Headline: Centuries of Prison Traditions destroyed as Child-molesting Child-raping Child-ruining scum of Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers are accepted as New Masters of all Iowa Prisoners:

Headline: Local DemoCraps whip up anticipation amongst Voters for arrival of newly released Queer-Terror Squads from Iowa Prison Camps: Evil odors on tap.

Headline: Zebra Petting Zoos to open in all Iowa Prison Camps, by order of Six-Time Incest Pest -- Queen of Iowa Chickenshit: Chickenshit Census deferred until non-election year.

Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judges nationwide line up for tour buses to Iowa Prison Camps: To satisfy their favorite fetish for Interactive Anal Photography.

Headline: News Flash! New Prison Industries announced. Iowa Prison Camps will now export first editions of 'PlayZebra Magazine' to all slave camps of Queer Coalitions:

Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judges offer guaranteed wages and excellent physical abuses to desperate and brainless graduates of NEA Public Schools: Recruits join in Go-To-Jail playtimes, Queer-The-Jail playtimes, Queers-In-Jail playtimes, In-correction playtimes, and Turn-Jails-Into-Queer-Factories meantimes.

Headline: Queer Coalitions reach upwards to Iowa Prison Camps seeking recruits for their Evil and Darkness: Prisoners dragged to their doom -- too sexless to protest.

Headline: Gargoyles of Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers open Aneology Kiosks in Iowa Prison Camps: Seek clues to their own anal lineage.

Headline: Politicians nationwide eye prison camps as potential breeding and feeding grounds: Future of Iowa Prison Camps in Politics looking grim. No Politician Pregnancies possible here.

Headline: Demented Iowa Prisoners say -- "We don't want to be a sex. We want to be a government!": 1000 medical dumpsters ordered for Iowa Prison Camps.

Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judge favorite/imported prisoners, at Iowa Prison Camps, petition for 'Donate-Your-Sex' Thanksgiving Dinner: Six-Time Incest Pest invited as Master of Ceremonies.

Headline: New smoke stacks installed at Iowa Prison Camps for 'Burn-Your-Sexy-Past' religious ceremonies: Price of admission ten pounds of charcoal per DemoCrap -- Femi-Nazis free.

Headline: Security restrictions at Iowa Prison Camps reversed: Prison officials and guards flee in terror, after new desert menu is revealed at prison cafeterias.

Headline: State officials shocked by sudden onslaught of transfer petitions to out-of-state prisons, by prisoners too old to dance the 'Sexless Tango' in camps of the New Rear-Sniffers World:

Headline: West Des Aliens Insurance Medicine Frauds double temporary staff: Prison sex prosthetics brisk business. Remorseful customers complain of lack of authenticity.

Headline: Rumors of 'Little Wangers Rebellion' issue from Iowa Prison Camps: Less endowed inmates fear losing what little they had. Is there equality in sexless prisons, or is it all a sham?

Headline: Will special favorites of the Privately-owned Monkey Judges be exempted from Iowa Prison Camp corrective surgeries?: Are they slated to rule the New Iowa Prison Camps?

Headline: Sexless Iowa Prison Camps issue first public stock through Planned Parenthood Exchange: Femi-Nazis vow to bring 'No-mating Rituals' to all Iowa Prison Camps.

Headline: New Iowa Prison Camp inmates announce children's entertainment channel: Toy Scouts of Amorgida first advertisers. Venue guaranteed to be sexless -- by the end of each show.

Headline: New Iowa Prison Camps industry announced, TransDumpsters for all communities that Vote and Watch TV and no longer need sex organs: Display models available at State Capital Rent-A-Sex playground.

Headline: Just released inmate arrested for lewd and untoward behavior after running naked on Interstate 80 at Merle Hay Avenue exit: Thrusting male genitals at ongoing traffic with wild shouts of laughter.

Headline: Three escaped prisoners flee Iowa by hijacking out-going airliner. Use still-existing penises as weapons: Their demands -- 'Take us to where there is the most Real (Female Geniality) on the Planet -- or -- we will crash the plane into the Neuter Shop at the Statehouse/Pantyhose Emporium. Officials say real penises are dangerous weapons.

Headline: State economists applaud move by New Iowa Prison Camp inmates to go totally sexless: Grant Barf-It stores license for outlets at all Iowa Prison Camps. Inventory limited to razor blades and trash bags for now.

Headline: Transvestites world-wide shocked by news that their goods and services no longer desirable in New Iowa Prison Camps: Economic impact expected on Des Aliens Political Community.

Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Lawyer Federation of Polk County rushes 'Last Hot-Wiener' hot dog stands to New Iowa Prison Camps: Profits expected to bolster sagging legal revenues.

Headline: "He-He Ho-Ho Ha-Ha" Rallies of Real Humans surround New Iowa Prison Camps: Pummel prison guards and officials with boxes of band-aids. Stage ritual wienie roasts outside prison entrances.

Headline: Secret emails reveal Prison Officials concern about 'You-Ain't-Going-To-Get-My-Little-Friend' Riots: Negotiation teams from White House requested. Homeland Security orders one billion Cocaine Suppositories.

Headline: Chris Christy volunteers for position of 'Missing Genitals Quality Control Inspector': Says -- "I know more about missing genitals than anyone else I know."

Headline: Free non-denominational religious services offered by state politicians for all departing genitals at New Iowa Prison Camps: For remainder of the year. Response is stiff. Politicians disappointed with lack of enthusiasm.

And finally ...

Headline: Zebra look-alike fashion wave sweeps through New Iowa Prisons: Newly emasculated prisoners pointedly ignore unwanted parts of Zebra suits. Potential backfire occurs due to Costume Genital Envy. African suppliers explain -- "It's all part of the package".
 
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Once again another putrid attempt to foist their fetishes of absurdity upon an unsuspecting world fails for the twisted Deviates at the Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers. Will the Unsuspecting Public (Idiots All) allow such attempts to succeed to brainwash them, to rape them of their own 'Will of the People', and to replace Sanity itself with the most ridiculous tripe and drivel? Such pap, that even 'Infantile Stupidity Itself' would recognize as trash that must be taken out of the house immediately. Will Idiots perpetuate this kind of Queershit by Voting in the upcoming Queer Elections? Or, any others for that matter?

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Well! So much fun about lunatics and Deviates deserves a reward! For mine -- I will go back to my coughing and flu medicine. Yourselves -- you get to stop reading queer newsrags before you wipe your asses with them.

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Markel Peters

https://www.voices-of-iowa.blogspot.com/
 
https://www.voices-of-iowa-concise.blogspot.com/

A MIDDLE-MANAGER SELF DESTRUCTS:

Grandma can read this. After a few beers.


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Recently, I wrote about an appalling suicide that I witnessed; by a semi-dead ModoRat, that watched a Satan Tube and died.


WATCH TV -- LOSE ALL!


Now, another crazy happening has occurred. However, this time it is something to celebrate.


I just saw a Middle-Manager, for the Satanic and Queer Lying-Dead, break down and go insane.


While this is great and wonderful news for the Human Species, we must pause for a while and examine the Why's and How's of its demise; so that we may reproduce such excellence again and again.


Currently, the Queer Propaganda Machine is spewing out yet another sewer load of phony stupidity, about HObama the Magnificent Pervert, in an ad nauseum attempt to make that Black Clown appear to be some kind of leader. All of the queer newsrags have been ordered to put the Super Queer (HObama) on their front toilet roll pages. Only, the Queer Propagandists know that everyone who is still Sane, will just wipe the asses of their pets with such trash -- which works well with kitty litter, and in the bottom of bird cages by the way.


So, the Queer Propagandists have also ordered their Middle-Managers to perform a vaudeville routine of laughter. The playtime this time, is to get all of the (mentally-challenged) persons, that follow each Middle-Manager, to laugh. The idea is to act as though the FACT that they are just as 'Queer' as the perverts which they (the Middle-Managers) made into 'Queers', is ridiculous and must be laughed about loudly.


The hope is that loud laughter will destroy any Truth that their followers may have heard. So, they laugh. But first, they get their followers to be in bunches. Bunches of followers, and of stooges who are already in on the game. Then as a group, they laugh about the idea that they too are 'Queers'. This Group Laughter, is meant to make the followers in the bunch laugh along with them. The hope being that the idiots will somehow forget that Middle-Managers are Queer-Makers-For-Hire.


Makers. As in Rape and Sodomy.


However, even the worst Middle-Managers of the SQLD are feeling the pinch of Reality, as Human Resistance increases. One reason for this, is that of their total reliance upon the Satanic Medias, the Satan Tube in particular. Being the Satan Tube, the entire Universe is weighing in against it, for the total insanity and sickness that it is. Any reliance upon the TV Medias is therefore doomed to failure. This unstoppable demise is slowly and steadily bearing down upon the Middle-Managers, and their twisted games. The Middle-Managers are trapped, and caught in a vise of their own making. They relied upon the pretended powers of social-programming, that the Owners and Operators of the Satanic Channels claimed to have. Now, those dirty and hideous brainwashing tactics are being dismantled and torn apart.


And with it, goes the hopes and vile plans of the Middle-Managers of Total Disaster.


I was at a factory in Des Moines yesterday. There I saw a Satanic Middle-Manager go completely insane.


It was trying to follow the orders that it had been given. It was trying to put on a comic act for a bunch of followers, assisted by some supporting players. But, as soon as it began to laugh -- it lost control. From within its doomed brain, came a screeching and coughing laughter from 'Death's Row'.


It began to sputter out words. It could not finish a lie. It laughed uncontrollably. It gyrated spasmodically. It's lies and script broke up into unrelated sentences of DemoCrap catch phrases. It shook its head uncontrollably. For all the World, it acted like a robot with a broken control program. Finally, it gave up and left the group, because it had become the object of its own intended laughter. It was become -- Death.


I knew the place was Satanic anyway. Inside the factory were TV machines that showed the Talking Turds of the Crackheads and Nasty Neuters (CNN); a 100 % guarantee that the place is dominated by the Satanic and Queer Lying-Dead.


By the way, don't worry about the Middle-Managers being offended by this. The DemoCraps have ordered (long ago) that all loyal subjects will never read anything which the Human Resistance writes about the Truth. Instead, all loyal subjects of DemoTopia are supposed to do everything that they can -- such as attacks, threats, lies, insinuations, thefts, murders (etc) -- to prevent any more messages from being put out by any Human Resister.


And, that makes perfect sense. Doesn't it?


If you are a Satanic Master, and there are messages being put on the Internet about how horrible you are; you will not want any of the idiots and fools, who follow your orders, to read the Truth about you!


Instead, you will demand that the Humans who make the Messages of Truth be destroyed ...


But! -- Your Followers Must Not Read The Truth In The Process!!!!


BY ALL MEANS, AND NO MATTER WHAT ELSE HAPPENS -- YOUR VOTER/FOLLOWERS MUST NOT READ THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU -- THEIR MASTER!!!!!!!!!!


Simple.


And, on the average DemoCrap or ModoRat -- it works.


It would never work on any living animal with an IQ over 40 .. but let's not talk about excesses of Un-wanted Intelligence here. Let's not change the subject. Even though, that is the subject.


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For their part of this latest Queer Propaganda Effort -- the 'Queer' Filthy Monkeys are putting out twisted songs that say -- "Hold onto what we got! We got a lot!" This is being done, because they know that they are going to lose the last pretenses of DemoCrap control over the country, this year.


"We got a lot!" means -- a lot of trained liars, brain-dead followers, 'Queers', Queer Masters, dying Middle-Managers, sewer TV Channels, deranged and horrible Filthy Monkeys, sick and sinister newsrags, Phony Laws created by criminal politician-prostitutes (and their dirty tricks), punk puppets playing Occupation Games, and so filth.


What they have a lot of -- is a Mountain Of Dung -- created by themselves to serve as the maggot-ridden Foundations of DemoTopia.


But, DemoTopia can only happen if they dominate.


Also, with the maggots inside their foundations going insane from continued playacting without success, DemoTopia is beginning to list and slow down; like a Sewage Tanker in Boston Harbor that has been torpedoed.


Adding to the list, and lisp, is the panic that is setting in amongst those Voter/Followers of the Demos/Homos/Modos who are uncertain about their 'future'; without the daily addictions and lies of the Queer Propagandists of DemoTopia.


They are getting 'The Jones' really bad.


Well, there will always be 'DemoDope-ia'; for the dying Dopes and Fools of the former Dogshit Empire.


In a word of scant encouragement to such Demo Dopes -- this same thing happened to the followers of the Nazis, after the Fall of the Third Reich.


Most of which are dead now, and no longer feel the pain.


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Not unaware of their own dilemma, the Middle-Managers (on orders of course) are trying to focus the attention of their suffering 'Queers' and followers, which they made themselves, back upon the Satanic TV Channels. For two reasons:


1. To divert the pain of continued lunacy, which their minions are feeling, into another feverish dependency and addiction to the same old hideous Little Charlie Dictators, and their Little Charlie TV Stations. Which are paying big bucks for this brainwashing effort.


2. To make out of their own failures, and out of the rampant insanities which they have unleashed amongst the populace, a Showcase Event on TV. In other words, to get their sex toys and followers addicted to the Fall of the Satan Tube, by showing how crazy and insane the Satan Tubers get as their God (TV) falls.


It is literally a case of mad dogs, being addicted to watching other mad dogs eat other mad dogs.


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Do Not Ever -- Ask Me Again -- To Prove The Existence Of Planet Sinister.


It is right there, on TV.


But, do NOT watch that trash!


They want you to watch their trash. Get it?


All that matters to them -- is that you watch their sickness. They are like lunatics with webcams on the web, that want you to watch them having diarrhea.


And of course, YOU do not matter. Only your Money and your Votes matter.


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What happens, if such brain-wormed psychopaths go out into the Galaxy, and invade another planet that has Real Intelligent Life on it?


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What the queered song of the Filthy Monkeys should say is -- "Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! To what we AIN'T GOT!"


Which brings to the forefront the eternal question -- "How did so many freaks and lunatics get the notion that they could create a World of Psychopathy for themselves; that was based upon nothing more than the fabrications of their own swined brains; and expect Real People to obey its queered laws and queered judges and queered politicians?"


Aside from the obvious fact, that such a huge looney bin as that would be a Psycho-Heaven to any member of the Anuses, Perverts and Alchemists (APA) ...


Where did such craziness come from?


Answer: At some point, some slime ball, that was licking boots for a living, got a sick idea. The sick idea said -- that if it told everybody that it was better than what it really is, there might be someone else who was better than it is, but was still stupid enough to believe what the 'boot licker' said.


Then, the 'boot licker' could tell the 'idiot' that it should be licking the 'boot lickers' boots instead. Being an 'idiot' (and a coward of course), the moderate imbecile traded places with the 'boot licker', and began to lick its boots. Now, the 'boot licker' was dominant over the 'idiot'.


That started it all!


The basis for Role-Reversal and Truth-Reversal was born!!


And now -- there is TV, FM, and the queer newsrags!!!


Now, any liar can be a Resident in the White House -- if it can convince enough People (who will forever be better than it is), that they should all be licking its boots!!!!


Taa Daa! The concept of a Puppet President is born!!!!


A Liar and Convincer For Hire!!!!


And that, Boys and Girls, is also how the Democrat Party became the DemoCrap Party. The crap inside, told the Democrats that they should be the crap, and then the Crap took over.


Taa Daa! The DemoCraps are born!!!!


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Technically, this all represents the Degeneration and Decline of a Society. From such an advanced stage of decrepitude and decay (as DemoTopia is), there are really only two roads left. To Two Futures.


A. AMORGIDA -- A MORGUE IDEAL -- for the 'Queers'. The 'Queers' slavering and drooling idea of a 'Queer Empire', existing on the bones and ashes and slag heaps of a failed DemoTopia. Planet Sinister is not Sinister Enough, for the 'Queers'.


B. Human Revolution. After which comes Real Life again, on a Real World again.


Choosing, however, is strictly a Human Function. The 'Queers' do not have minds that can choose anything. 'Queers' are locked down, into permanent addictions and mindless cravings for more and more perversions, and acts of violence against anything that is Natural.


The 'Choosing' has to be done by Humans. And thus, the Final Choice becomes:


1. To Fight. To Revolt. To Defeat all Evils.


2. To Cower. To Moderate. To Cringe. To Smile and Obey.


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Markel Peters
http://www.voices-of-iowa.blogspot.com/