Come on HO, give us what we want!
You are the Great HObama the National Pervert -- You are better than Santa Claus!
I have been a Good Boy, all year long.
I have not talked to a single 'Queer' all year long.
I have not heard a single word that your (bleep) has farted all year long.
[[I never listen to any POS anyway.]]
I have always obeyed the Will of God and fought for the Will of the People -- even here in Madam Gronstal's "Queer Iowa Playground".
I have told the Truth all year long, including today.
WHERE ARE MY FREE TOYS????
I am beginning to wonder ...
if you are a False and Queered Satan Claus after all.
Butt, I must be wrong. After all, you look like Santa Clause.
Don't you?
I mean, all of this time -- I thought you looked like a (bleep) -- but I am supposed to be wrong.
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OH! I SEE! YOUR MAD-BALLS COLONEL BENSON IS THE REAL SANTA CLAUS.
YOU EXPLETIVE-DELETED!!!!
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So, Gopher Balls Benson is going to train the Army to kill all of us troublesome White Folks for you?
You Worst Nightmare Alive.
And, our deaths will be our Christmas Gifts!!!!
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That's not FAIR -- HObama -- our National Pervert.
I want Free Toys too!
Be fair.
[[Forget about -- be Square.]]
Just do your 'National Pervert Act', and pass out the Free Toys.
I want these toys!!!!
I know they are Chinese, but you are
the Global Pump!!!!
You can say any lie, and whore for anything!!!!
I WANT MY FREE TOYS -- DAMMIT!!!!
Out with the Free Toys punk!
Or, tell your 'Colonel Turd' to attack.
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Satan Claus -- I will need about a hundred of these toys to protect MY HOME TOWN from Psycho-Freak Benson ...
So, hurry up now -- don't delay!
Bad Puppy Benson has a lot of toys to play with -- and we want to make it look good and FAIR, don't we?
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Talk about "make it look good"; why don't you send over some Killer Queers dressed as People? Have them hook up with the Local Devil Cult here (all DemoCraps), and together they can pretend that they are US!!!!
They can RIOT and RAMPAGE and LOOT and PILLAGE ... all across North Central Iowa ... burning farms, raping innocent children (you would like that part), killing livestock, waving our flags in their phony hands ...
And then -- scumbag -- you can tell that punk 'Il Duce Branstad' to declare a State of Emergency. It can send for Ass-wipe Benson and his toy divisions. Plus, your special Murder Battalion of the Third Queered Infantry.
Just give us a hundred of our own toys to play the game with -- and to "make it look good".
Now, don't let me down -- you sweet thing you.
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Markel Peters, is throwing up.
