Hah! Dead am I? Don't some of you wish!
I assure you that the untimely reports of my untimely demise -- are untimely.
I was unhappy for two weeks with some kind of Influenza alphabet soup, but I am better now -- and -- I saw that!
Last Monday the mice sent out some scouts to see if the cat really did have the flu, so they could go ahead with some lies that they had planned for last week. I saw that!
I will not discuss all of what happened last week, but one thing that the lunatics (inside the Queer Coalitions) came out with was so unbelievably ludicrous that I just have to tell the Truth about it. I mean, that kind of crap is the very definition of my new term -- 'The InCrazies' -- which means 'Insane beyond Crazy'.
Last Wednesday the state toilet paper came out pre-loaded, with some of the most absurd and psychopathic Queershit that has yet to be thrown at an Unwilling Public of Slaves.
Last Wednesday, the Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers put out a front page headline which I will translate briefly. It was the first sheet of the August 24, 2016 roll, and it translated as >>>> "Our efforts to put as many perverts into Iowa prisons as possible (with the help of our Privately-owned Monkey Judges and Privately-owned Monkey Lawyers) has paid off, we think. To the point where we have enough phony prisoners inside of Iowa prisons now that we can pretend that we represent the Real Prisoners that are in those places.
Per orders, our phony prisoners are now demanding that they no longer have genders (especially not the genders that they were born with and meant to have). Our phony prisoners are now demanding that prison officials address them by whatever gender or non-gender or animal type they have been ordered to be (week-by-week) (by us of course) -- including Zebras!"
Yes. Zebras.
Well, I could go into a hundred pages about this absolute stupidity; which you can bet was pre-approved by the Six-Time Incest Pest ('Il Duce' Branstad) before it was released. Instead, however, I will respond with some headlines and bylines of my own.
Except, my headlines and bylines will say the Truth about such deliberately demented behavior.
Oh gee -- there could be some Appropriate Language ahead. Tell your 'Oh Ickers' to cover their eyes.
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Headline: Centuries of Prison Traditions destroyed as Child-molesting Child-raping Child-ruining scum of Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers are accepted as New Masters of all Iowa Prisoners:
Headline: Local DemoCraps whip up anticipation amongst Voters for arrival of newly released Queer-Terror Squads from Iowa Prison Camps: Evil odors on tap.
Headline: Zebra Petting Zoos to open in all Iowa Prison Camps, by order of Six-Time Incest Pest -- Queen of Iowa Chickenshit: Chickenshit Census deferred until non-election year.
Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judges nationwide line up for tour buses to Iowa Prison Camps: To satisfy their favorite fetish for Interactive Anal Photography.
Headline: News Flash! New Prison Industries announced. Iowa Prison Camps will now export first editions of 'PlayZebra Magazine' to all slave camps of Queer Coalitions:
Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judges offer guaranteed wages and excellent physical abuses to desperate and brainless graduates of NEA Public Schools: Recruits join in Go-To-Jail playtimes, Queer-The-Jail playtimes, Queers-In-Jail playtimes, In-correction playtimes, and Turn-Jails-Into-Queer-Factories meantimes.
Headline: Queer Coalitions reach upwards to Iowa Prison Camps seeking recruits for their Evil and Darkness: Prisoners dragged to their doom -- too sexless to protest.
Headline: Gargoyles of Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers open Aneology Kiosks in Iowa Prison Camps: Seek clues to their own anal lineage.
Headline: Politicians nationwide eye prison camps as potential breeding and feeding grounds: Future of Iowa Prison Camps in Politics looking grim. No Politician Pregnancies possible here.
Headline: Demented Iowa Prisoners say -- "We don't want to be a sex. We want to be a government!": 1000 medical dumpsters ordered for Iowa Prison Camps.
Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judge favorite/imported prisoners, at Iowa Prison Camps, petition for 'Donate-Your-Sex' Thanksgiving Dinner: Six-Time Incest Pest invited as Master of Ceremonies.
Headline: New smoke stacks installed at Iowa Prison Camps for 'Burn-Your-Sexy-Past' religious ceremonies: Price of admission ten pounds of charcoal per DemoCrap -- Femi-Nazis free.
Headline: Security restrictions at Iowa Prison Camps reversed: Prison officials and guards flee in terror, after new desert menu is revealed at prison cafeterias.
Headline: State officials shocked by sudden onslaught of transfer petitions to out-of-state prisons, by prisoners too old to dance the 'Sexless Tango' in camps of the New Rear-Sniffers World:
Headline: West Des Aliens Insurance Medicine Frauds double temporary staff: Prison sex prosthetics brisk business. Remorseful customers complain of lack of authenticity.
Headline: Rumors of 'Little Wangers Rebellion' issue from Iowa Prison Camps: Less endowed inmates fear losing what little they had. Is there equality in sexless prisons, or is it all a sham?
Headline: Will special favorites of the Privately-owned Monkey Judges be exempted from Iowa Prison Camp corrective surgeries?: Are they slated to rule the New Iowa Prison Camps?
Headline: Sexless Iowa Prison Camps issue first public stock through Planned Parenthood Exchange: Femi-Nazis vow to bring 'No-mating Rituals' to all Iowa Prison Camps.
Headline: New Iowa Prison Camp inmates announce children's entertainment channel: Toy Scouts of Amorgida first advertisers. Venue guaranteed to be sexless -- by the end of each show.
Headline: New Iowa Prison Camps industry announced, TransDumpsters for all communities that Vote and Watch TV and no longer need sex organs: Display models available at State Capital Rent-A-Sex playground.
Headline: Just released inmate arrested for lewd and untoward behavior after running naked on Interstate 80 at Merle Hay Avenue exit: Thrusting male genitals at ongoing traffic with wild shouts of laughter.
Headline: Three escaped prisoners flee Iowa by hijacking out-going airliner. Use still-existing penises as weapons: Their demands -- 'Take us to where there is the most Real (Female Geniality) on the Planet -- or -- we will crash the plane into the Neuter Shop at the Statehouse/Pantyhose Emporium. Officials say real penises are dangerous weapons.
Headline: State economists applaud move by New Iowa Prison Camp inmates to go totally sexless: Grant Barf-It stores license for outlets at all Iowa Prison Camps. Inventory limited to razor blades and trash bags for now.
Headline: Transvestites world-wide shocked by news that their goods and services no longer desirable in New Iowa Prison Camps: Economic impact expected on Des Aliens Political Community.
Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Lawyer Federation of Polk County rushes 'Last Hot-Wiener' hot dog stands to New Iowa Prison Camps: Profits expected to bolster sagging legal revenues.
Headline: "He-He Ho-Ho Ha-Ha" Rallies of Real Humans surround New Iowa Prison Camps: Pummel prison guards and officials with boxes of band-aids. Stage ritual wienie roasts outside prison entrances.
Headline: Secret emails reveal Prison Officials concern about 'You-Ain't-Going-To-Get-My-Little-Friend' Riots: Negotiation teams from White House requested. Homeland Security orders one billion Cocaine Suppositories.
Headline: Chris Christy volunteers for position of 'Missing Genitals Quality Control Inspector': Says -- "I know more about missing genitals than anyone else I know."
Headline: Free non-denominational religious services offered by state politicians for all departing genitals at New Iowa Prison Camps: For remainder of the year. Response is stiff. Politicians disappointed with lack of enthusiasm.
And finally ...
Headline: Zebra look-alike fashion wave sweeps through New Iowa Prisons: Newly emasculated prisoners pointedly ignore unwanted parts of Zebra suits. Potential backfire occurs due to Costume Genital Envy. African suppliers explain -- "It's all part of the package".
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Once again another putrid attempt to foist their fetishes of absurdity upon an unsuspecting world fails for the twisted Deviates at the Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers. Will the Unsuspecting Public (Idiots All) allow such attempts to succeed to brainwash them, to rape them of their own 'Will of the People', and to replace Sanity itself with the most ridiculous tripe and drivel? Such pap, that even 'Infantile Stupidity Itself' would recognize as trash that must be taken out of the house immediately. Will Idiots perpetuate this kind of Queershit by Voting in the upcoming Queer Elections? Or, any others for that matter?
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Well! So much fun about lunatics and Deviates deserves a reward! For mine -- I will go back to my coughing and flu medicine. Yourselves -- you get to stop reading queer newsrags before you wipe your asses with them.
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Markel Peters
https://www.voices-of-iowa.blogspot.com/
https://www.voices-of-iowa-concise.blogspot.com/
I assure you that the untimely reports of my untimely demise -- are untimely.
I was unhappy for two weeks with some kind of Influenza alphabet soup, but I am better now -- and -- I saw that!
Last Monday the mice sent out some scouts to see if the cat really did have the flu, so they could go ahead with some lies that they had planned for last week. I saw that!
I will not discuss all of what happened last week, but one thing that the lunatics (inside the Queer Coalitions) came out with was so unbelievably ludicrous that I just have to tell the Truth about it. I mean, that kind of crap is the very definition of my new term -- 'The InCrazies' -- which means 'Insane beyond Crazy'.
Last Wednesday the state toilet paper came out pre-loaded, with some of the most absurd and psychopathic Queershit that has yet to be thrown at an Unwilling Public of Slaves.
Last Wednesday, the Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers put out a front page headline which I will translate briefly. It was the first sheet of the August 24, 2016 roll, and it translated as >>>> "Our efforts to put as many perverts into Iowa prisons as possible (with the help of our Privately-owned Monkey Judges and Privately-owned Monkey Lawyers) has paid off, we think. To the point where we have enough phony prisoners inside of Iowa prisons now that we can pretend that we represent the Real Prisoners that are in those places.
Per orders, our phony prisoners are now demanding that they no longer have genders (especially not the genders that they were born with and meant to have). Our phony prisoners are now demanding that prison officials address them by whatever gender or non-gender or animal type they have been ordered to be (week-by-week) (by us of course) -- including Zebras!"
Yes. Zebras.
Well, I could go into a hundred pages about this absolute stupidity; which you can bet was pre-approved by the Six-Time Incest Pest ('Il Duce' Branstad) before it was released. Instead, however, I will respond with some headlines and bylines of my own.
Except, my headlines and bylines will say the Truth about such deliberately demented behavior.
Oh gee -- there could be some Appropriate Language ahead. Tell your 'Oh Ickers' to cover their eyes.
*************************
*************************
Headline: Centuries of Prison Traditions destroyed as Child-molesting Child-raping Child-ruining scum of Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers are accepted as New Masters of all Iowa Prisoners:
Headline: Local DemoCraps whip up anticipation amongst Voters for arrival of newly released Queer-Terror Squads from Iowa Prison Camps: Evil odors on tap.
Headline: Zebra Petting Zoos to open in all Iowa Prison Camps, by order of Six-Time Incest Pest -- Queen of Iowa Chickenshit: Chickenshit Census deferred until non-election year.
Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judges nationwide line up for tour buses to Iowa Prison Camps: To satisfy their favorite fetish for Interactive Anal Photography.
Headline: News Flash! New Prison Industries announced. Iowa Prison Camps will now export first editions of 'PlayZebra Magazine' to all slave camps of Queer Coalitions:
Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judges offer guaranteed wages and excellent physical abuses to desperate and brainless graduates of NEA Public Schools: Recruits join in Go-To-Jail playtimes, Queer-The-Jail playtimes, Queers-In-Jail playtimes, In-correction playtimes, and Turn-Jails-Into-Queer-Factories meantimes.
Headline: Queer Coalitions reach upwards to Iowa Prison Camps seeking recruits for their Evil and Darkness: Prisoners dragged to their doom -- too sexless to protest.
Headline: Gargoyles of Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers open Aneology Kiosks in Iowa Prison Camps: Seek clues to their own anal lineage.
Headline: Politicians nationwide eye prison camps as potential breeding and feeding grounds: Future of Iowa Prison Camps in Politics looking grim. No Politician Pregnancies possible here.
Headline: Demented Iowa Prisoners say -- "We don't want to be a sex. We want to be a government!": 1000 medical dumpsters ordered for Iowa Prison Camps.
Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Judge favorite/imported prisoners, at Iowa Prison Camps, petition for 'Donate-Your-Sex' Thanksgiving Dinner: Six-Time Incest Pest invited as Master of Ceremonies.
Headline: New smoke stacks installed at Iowa Prison Camps for 'Burn-Your-Sexy-Past' religious ceremonies: Price of admission ten pounds of charcoal per DemoCrap -- Femi-Nazis free.
Headline: Security restrictions at Iowa Prison Camps reversed: Prison officials and guards flee in terror, after new desert menu is revealed at prison cafeterias.
Headline: State officials shocked by sudden onslaught of transfer petitions to out-of-state prisons, by prisoners too old to dance the 'Sexless Tango' in camps of the New Rear-Sniffers World:
Headline: West Des Aliens Insurance Medicine Frauds double temporary staff: Prison sex prosthetics brisk business. Remorseful customers complain of lack of authenticity.
Headline: Rumors of 'Little Wangers Rebellion' issue from Iowa Prison Camps: Less endowed inmates fear losing what little they had. Is there equality in sexless prisons, or is it all a sham?
Headline: Will special favorites of the Privately-owned Monkey Judges be exempted from Iowa Prison Camp corrective surgeries?: Are they slated to rule the New Iowa Prison Camps?
Headline: Sexless Iowa Prison Camps issue first public stock through Planned Parenthood Exchange: Femi-Nazis vow to bring 'No-mating Rituals' to all Iowa Prison Camps.
Headline: New Iowa Prison Camp inmates announce children's entertainment channel: Toy Scouts of Amorgida first advertisers. Venue guaranteed to be sexless -- by the end of each show.
Headline: New Iowa Prison Camps industry announced, TransDumpsters for all communities that Vote and Watch TV and no longer need sex organs: Display models available at State Capital Rent-A-Sex playground.
Headline: Just released inmate arrested for lewd and untoward behavior after running naked on Interstate 80 at Merle Hay Avenue exit: Thrusting male genitals at ongoing traffic with wild shouts of laughter.
Headline: Three escaped prisoners flee Iowa by hijacking out-going airliner. Use still-existing penises as weapons: Their demands -- 'Take us to where there is the most Real (Female Geniality) on the Planet -- or -- we will crash the plane into the Neuter Shop at the Statehouse/Pantyhose Emporium. Officials say real penises are dangerous weapons.
Headline: State economists applaud move by New Iowa Prison Camp inmates to go totally sexless: Grant Barf-It stores license for outlets at all Iowa Prison Camps. Inventory limited to razor blades and trash bags for now.
Headline: Transvestites world-wide shocked by news that their goods and services no longer desirable in New Iowa Prison Camps: Economic impact expected on Des Aliens Political Community.
Headline: Privately-owned Monkey Lawyer Federation of Polk County rushes 'Last Hot-Wiener' hot dog stands to New Iowa Prison Camps: Profits expected to bolster sagging legal revenues.
Headline: "He-He Ho-Ho Ha-Ha" Rallies of Real Humans surround New Iowa Prison Camps: Pummel prison guards and officials with boxes of band-aids. Stage ritual wienie roasts outside prison entrances.
Headline: Secret emails reveal Prison Officials concern about 'You-Ain't-Going-To-Get-My-Little-Friend' Riots: Negotiation teams from White House requested. Homeland Security orders one billion Cocaine Suppositories.
Headline: Chris Christy volunteers for position of 'Missing Genitals Quality Control Inspector': Says -- "I know more about missing genitals than anyone else I know."
Headline: Free non-denominational religious services offered by state politicians for all departing genitals at New Iowa Prison Camps: For remainder of the year. Response is stiff. Politicians disappointed with lack of enthusiasm.
And finally ...
Headline: Zebra look-alike fashion wave sweeps through New Iowa Prisons: Newly emasculated prisoners pointedly ignore unwanted parts of Zebra suits. Potential backfire occurs due to Costume Genital Envy. African suppliers explain -- "It's all part of the package".
*************************
Once again another putrid attempt to foist their fetishes of absurdity upon an unsuspecting world fails for the twisted Deviates at the Des Aliens Rear-Sniffers. Will the Unsuspecting Public (Idiots All) allow such attempts to succeed to brainwash them, to rape them of their own 'Will of the People', and to replace Sanity itself with the most ridiculous tripe and drivel? Such pap, that even 'Infantile Stupidity Itself' would recognize as trash that must be taken out of the house immediately. Will Idiots perpetuate this kind of Queershit by Voting in the upcoming Queer Elections? Or, any others for that matter?
*************************
Well! So much fun about lunatics and Deviates deserves a reward! For mine -- I will go back to my coughing and flu medicine. Yourselves -- you get to stop reading queer newsrags before you wipe your asses with them.
*************************
Markel Peters
https://www.voices-of-iowa.blogspot.com/
https://www.voices-of-iowa-concise.blogspot.com/
